September 2011
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Shooter Jennings: All of This Could’ve...
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Joke
A woman awoke from a six month coma to discover she was no longer pregnant and had given birth.
Dr: You delivered twins without complication, one girl and one boy.
Woman: Who’s taking care of them?
Dr: Your brother.
Woman: Oh my, my brother? He’s an moron!
Dr: I assure you everyone’s fine.
Woman: … What did he name the girl?
Dr: Denise.
Woman: Well, I’ll...
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Three Old Ladies
Three old ladies meet daily for a cup of coffee.
Madge: Good morning.
Velma: Good morning.
Betty: Good morning.
Madge: Getting old is no fun, this morning I forgot if I had already ate and so I ending up eating breakfast twice!
Velma: That’s nothing, this morning I woke up and couldn’t remember if I had just went to bed or slept through the night, so I ended up oversleeping 4...
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Powell and Peralta