Three Old Ladies
Three old ladies meet daily for a cup of coffee.
Madge: Good morning.
Velma: Good morning.
Betty: Good morning.
Madge: Getting old is no fun, this morning I forgot if I had already ate and so I ending up eating breakfast twice!
Velma: That’s nothing, this morning I woke up and couldn’t remember if I had just went to bed or slept through the night, so I ended up oversleeping 4 hours!
Betty: Good morning!