A woman awoke from a six month coma to discover she was no longer pregnant and had given birth.

Dr: You delivered twins without complication, one girl and one boy.

Woman:  Who’s taking care of them?

Dr: Your brother.

Woman: Oh my, my brother? He’s an moron!

Dr: I assure you everyone’s fine.

Woman:  … What did he name the girl?

Dr: Denise.

Woman: Well, I’ll admit, that’s not too bad, I guess. What did he name the boy?

Dr: Denephew