REVIEW: Twilight My favorite part of Twilight is where, there’s this vampire and his name is Edward and he is like soo hot. I mean, like totally and seriously. But anyway. He’s like this dark brooding vampire and stuff. But here’s the thing, he falls in love with this really, really young (read jailbait) and kinda quirky girl. And this girl, Bella, when she sees Ed (that’s what his biggest fans call him) she’s all like, “Oh. My. Gawd. Who’s that looming, mysterious guy over there?” And EVERYONE, like all her friends and stuff are all like, “Oh. My. Gawd. Don’t even think about it girl. He is nothin’ but TROUUBLE.” But still, Bella’s all like …well, you know. They play some supernatural baseball and stuff. Then Ed and Bella climb some trees and that’s pretty cool. There’s this one scene where Ed’s hair get’s all mussed up and he says all serious and everything, “I can’t be with you Bella, because I’m a vampire and I might eat you and stuff, for real!” And you can tell he’s all sincere and worried because he really likes her A LOT and doesn’t want to eat her. Bella won’t have any of it though. She’s a little scared but she’s also like, “(Gulp), I don’t care you’re a creature of the night, I trust you and everything.” But Ed’s soo totally confused mainly cuz he’s so tortured and stuff and has impulse control problems.  In the end Bella falls so in love with him and everything, she just accepts him for what he is .. an absolute dream!

REVIEW: Twilight

My favorite part of Twilight is where, there’s this vampire and his name is Edward and he is like soo hot. I mean, like totally and seriously.

But anyway. He’s like this dark brooding vampire and stuff. But here’s the thing, he falls in love with this really, really young (read jailbait) and kinda quirky girl. And this girl, Bella, when she sees Ed (that’s what his biggest fans call him) she’s all like, “Oh. My. Gawd. Who’s that looming, mysterious guy over there?” And EVERYONE, like all her friends and stuff are all like, “Oh. My. Gawd. Don’t even think about it girl. He is nothin’ but TROUUBLE.” But still, Bella’s all like …well, you know.

They play some supernatural baseball and stuff. Then Ed and Bella climb some trees and that’s pretty cool. There’s this one scene where Ed’s hair get’s all mussed up and he says all serious and everything, “I can’t be with you Bella, because I’m a vampire and I might eat you and stuff, for real!” And you can tell he’s all sincere and worried because he really likes her A LOT and doesn’t want to eat her. Bella won’t have any of it though. She’s a little scared but she’s also like, “(Gulp), I don’t care you’re a creature of the night, I trust you and everything.” But Ed’s soo totally confused mainly cuz he’s so tortured and stuff and has impulse control problems.  In the end Bella falls so in love with him and everything, she just accepts him for what he is .. an absolute dream!