JETSOOOON, YOU’RRE FIRED! Peter Parker to lose his job. Spider-Man’s alter ego cannot escape the harsh realities of the current economic times and will lose his job in an issue of the Amazing Spider-Man hitting stores this week. Parker will have to juggle paying bills and buying “web-fluid” and other materials to fix his superhero costume in addition to keeping his dual identities under wraps. Sounds lame, cover art is crappy too.

JETSOOOON, YOU’RRE FIRED!

Peter Parker to lose his job.

Spider-Man’s alter ego cannot escape the harsh realities of the current economic times and will lose his job in an issue of the Amazing Spider-Man hitting stores this week.

Parker will have to juggle paying bills and buying “web-fluid” and other materials to fix his superhero costume in addition to keeping his dual identities under wraps.

Sounds lame, cover art is crappy too.